MOUTHOLOGY
Q: What is your salad dressing of choice?
A: Thousand Island
Q: What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A: Fast food?  I'm not sure.
Q: What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A: anything authentic Mexican.
Q: On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A: depends on the service.
Q: What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A: Mexican.
Q: What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A: ham and mushroom
Q: What do you like to put on your toast?
A: who actually likes toast?!?

TECHNOLOGY
Q: What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A: A quote that says this:  Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.
Q: How many televisions are in your house?
A: 2 and one in the garage.

BIOLOGY
Q: Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A: left
Q: Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A: wisdom teeth, disc in my back
Q: When was the last time you had a cavity?
A: I have some now that I don't have the money (no insurance) to fix.  :(
Q: What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A: a hu-mon-go chain.
Q: Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A: Nope.

BULL[CRAP]OLOGY
Q: If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A: Nope.
Q: If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A: I guess I like Abby just fine. I can’t imagine me as anything else.
Q: What color do you think looks best on you?
A: pink
Q: Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A: probably….
Q: Have you ever saved someones life?
A: yep. too many times to count. not fun.
Q: Has someone ever saved yours?
A: yep.

DAREOLOGY
Q: Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A: A quick muwah-muwah kiss? Yes.
Q: Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A: Um, NO.
Q: Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A: sign me up.
Q: Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A: it would be tempting.
Q: Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
A. sure.
Q: Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A:there is not an amount of money that would make me do that.

DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: I don't have a left pocket at the moment.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: I’ve never seen it!
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: both.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: stand (do people younger than 80 and over 5 actually *sit* in the shower?)
Q: Would you live with roommates?
A: depends on who they are.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: a few
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: What kinda cops?  Made friends with a state trooper a couple of years ago.  None since then, I don't think, thank GOD.

LASTOLOGY
Q: Last Friend you talked to?
A: Nycole
Q: Last person who called you?
A: Tracy
Q: Last person you hugged?
A: Nikki
Q: Last person to stick their foot in your face?
A: That doesn't happen often.  I don't remember.

CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A: Yup.
Q: Mood?
A: tired, sad
Q: Listening to?
A: Poker
Q: Watching?
A: Poker is on the TV, and I'm listening about half, but I'm not really watching.
Q: Worrying about?
A: relationships

RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: bathroom
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: Go to bed.
Q: What's the last movie you saw in theater?
A: 21 Jump Street
Q: Do you smile often?
A: yes, all the time
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: yes